Wait, hold on, I just got an email. What the? Oh, you have got to be kidding me, I’ve been ousted by that fucking slacker Stephen P.?!? Okay, where the hell are you, Stephen P.? SHOW YOURSELF. Are you that squirrelly little punk there over by the deli? No, don’t tell me, I don’t need any help with my interrogation, I’ve been through this plenty of times, comes with the territory. I’m about to unlock the kicking ass and taking names badge all over this goddamn place. Stephen P.’s gonna get the chance to kiss my royal ass. Go back to Starbucks #3062, STEPHEN P.!